Parish of the daily build
The shrine of Captain Holder
Say your three Hail Marys, leave an offering, and pledge your allegiance to the Captain.
1 candle of 7 alight today.
Pay your respects
You'll be a humble, anonymous pilgrim. Sign in with GitHub to be named in the parish register.
On the altar
- A cup of tea: 0
- A small cow: 0
- A “Careful now” placard: 0
- A lovely horse: 2
- A plate of sandwiches: 0
- A votive candle: 0
Parish register
- A humble pilgrimleft a lovely horse
- @tholderleft a lovely horse
Parish notices
- Lent is cancelled on Craggy Island-on-oojam until further notice. Please continue as you were.
- Tea will be served after every devotion. You will have some. There is no choice in this matter.
- Lost: one Golden Cleric award. If found, please return it to the parochial house, no questions asked.
- The cows in the field behind the shrine are not small. They are far away.
- Ecumenical questions will not be answered at this time.
- The Captain's hat is not to be worn, borrowed, sat on or kicked. Careful now.
About the Captain
Nobody on Craggy Island-on-oojam remembers exactly when the Captain arrived. Some say the Captain sailed in on the very first build. Others say the Captain was always here, simply holding things, and holding them very well.
All agree on three points: the hat must be respected, the tea must be drunk, and the Hail Marys come in threes. That would be an ecumenical matter.
Captain Holder is a figure of oojam legend. Any resemblance to a real sea captain is entirely far away.